Junior High Flock-In

Ten reasons why we should never have lock ins:

10. It is ungodly for any adult to have normal lives, jobs, and expectations during the day and then be expected to be coherent until 6 a.m. with a load of monsters.

9. Someone always ends up pregnant.

8. Everyone over the age of 21 loses their sense of balance at midnight.

7. There's always a way out and I know the three boys who are going to find it.

6. Everyone over the age of 21 loses their ability of basic comprehension at 12:30 a.m.

5. Does Jesus really approve of male/female co-existence after dark?

4. I don't make sense in normal conditions. How can I be any help now?

3. It smells like body odor and burned popcorn.

2. It's old skool just like Sunday skool.

1. They like it!