Friday, May 05, 2006

¡hola colesterol!

Well, I got a call from the doctor's office this morning. Apparently, my cholesterol is a little high. The doctor's recommendations of a dietary change:

More fibers and bran (equals more pooping)
Lean protein like fish (gag me with a nail gun)
Fruits
Veggies
Flax seed oil (currently on sale at Target)
and...
WEIGHT LOSS

Are they trying to kill me?

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