Too much time? Probably

Okay, so my coworker "Moody" is real big on documentation. I mean HUGE. The other day during lunch "the Jerk" and I decided to play with Moody's head a little. It really doesn't take much to set him off, so the games are simple and fun. If you could write documentation on anything, what would it be? Here's what we came up with... (needless to say, he was not amused)

Paper towel Documentation

Proper Dispenstion

1. The paper towel roll should always be stored with the cardboard holding tube perpendicular to the storage surface.

2. If available, it best suits the paper towel roll to have a suitable mounting device (see figure 1.1) on which it can rest and then provide the most efficient functionality possible.

3. Placement is everything.
- Be sure to notify your coworkers of its location.
- Professionals recommend a central setting to ensure the contentment and convenience for the office as a whole... After all, you are a team. (see figure 1.2)


Functionality

Paper towels generally hold a strong learning curve, it is not until you are aware of its array of functions that the performance will be qua-li-ty.
1. To clean messes.
- Simply pull and tear along the dotted line.
- Find a mess.
- Wipe.
- Voila! As they say, “Cleanliness is next to godliness.”

2. Rapid absorption of unplanned liquid outbursts.
Includes, but not limited to,
- Occasional nostril drippage (see figure 2.1)
- Splattered beverage
- An overrunning toilet

3. To gently wipe the exterior of metatarsals in an attempt to remove oils and debris.

Qualities

For best results only experts would swear by, quality must come before quantity. (see figure 3.1)